Why did Zenia dump me after one night? Why did Zed snitch on me? Why were Eva and Zapata at Picton Hall? Why can't I go to Barbados for March break? Why does Dr. Patterson love trains so much?
I was born in Barbados but I've lived in Canada since I was 3 years old. I still speak with a sweet hint of a Bajan accent, which helps me get cube grades in French classes. I'm in Grade 11 at R. P. Boire Senior Secondary School. Zandra Larson used to be my girlfriend but she dumped me. (If you are reading this, Zed, I'm sorry I called you a snitch. You are the cubest. You are way better than the Picton Peeler.) I hang with my best bud, April Patterson, and my new friend, Eva Abuya. I live with my 'rents and our two cats, Falstaff and Faustus. Faustus sort of creeps me out sometimes but Falstaff just sleeps a lot. I play bass guitar and sing and rap. I used to be in a great band, 4 Evah, but it broke up because of creative differences. My new band is called 4 Evah & Eva. (Yeah, it's a lame name for a band.) MCDunC is now concentrating on his solo career in rap and hip-hop.
p.s. I'm MCDunC.