Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I'm the man!

The Picton Peeler is my new girlfriend, and she's way hotter than the Saugeen Stripper. She says I look finer than that Harry Potter dude who likes horses. I'm going to ask her to come to Barbados with me for March break. Beach in the morning, matinee at Redd Hott Bajan Mamma's in the afternoon, and whatever in the evening.

Life is great!