Why?

I think Zed dumped me again. All I did was forget to go with her to a Xmas party on Friday night. Not like she would have had a good time at it, even if I had remembered to go. She covered me and Apes with slush when she left the Horny T parking lot in a huff. Well, actually it was her dad's Saab.

I'm over at Eva's house now. I'm sorry I made fun of Eva. Very uncube of me. She's a really nice girl. Really.

MCDunC the Studly